Chocolate Milk

Yesterday my dad told me that there was chocolate milk in the fridge. Naturally, I was stoked because I love the stuff. Well I got to the fridge with a glass and was ready to pour, when my little sister told me that my dad had created the "chocolate milk" by pouring Hershey's chocolate syrup into the milk carton and shaking it. Huge letdown. Anyone who is a connoisseur of chocolate milk knows that this is not the same thing. My dad told my sister and I that we were chocolate milk snobs and proceeded to sing a song about it on his guitar, cleverly inserting lyrics into popular Dylan songs to make fun of us. I don't care, I've had my fair share of chocolate milk, and yes, I am aware that there aren't chocolate cows somewhere and that all chocolate milk is created with some sort of mixing process, but the kind that comes mixed is much better than any you can mix at home. And Wilcox chocolate milk is the best.